Swinger Party

A first-time couple's orgy story

I had never thought about it before, but when my husband Héctor brought it up, I didn’t expect him—looking so composed as he did—to be open to the idea…

“Would you do it?”

“Well… Yeah… I mean, if you want to, I don’t think I’d have a problem with it…”

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Typical of him with that “if you want to...” line—he always shifted the responsibility of deciding onto me.

“I couldn't...” I said, glaring at him.

- Well... But maybe that’s what we need...

- What we need is for you to realize that it’s not all about sex... I’m not your blow-up doll; you can’t just show up out of nowhere and catch me off guard to get laid... How many times have I told you there needs to be affection during the day...

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Typical of him, too... He only sought me out when he felt like having sex; during the day he was apathetic and distant. How many times did I approach him hoping for a hug? How many times did I pamper him by making him the food he liked? It’s true, by then I’d already gotten tired of seeking him out, and since he didn’t change, I simply closed my legs to him… We hadn’t been intimate for four months, and that was fine with me… and we didn’t need to go to a swinger party to reignite the flame; the flame had gone out because of his lack of affection.

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Another night of masturbating in the bathroom—I must be the only man with a partner on the face of the earth who can’t have even a somewhat normal sex life… I’d already read the statistics, and the average frequency of sex for a couple our age is at least once a week… but four months?!!

I really do love her; I look at her and still find her the most beautiful, intelligent, and funny woman… but this situation has me fed up… At first, I tried so many times... I always give her what she wants; whatever she desires, I do everything I can to make it happen. During the day, everything’s fine... well, at least when we’re not fighting... which means about four hours a day... I don’t know what else to do... I respect her; even if she doesn’t want to—even though it really bothers me—I’ve never forced her to do anything. Every night she picks up her phone, and I just watch her… I stroke her, and she keeps on with her phone… I get close to her, trying to look at her with my abandoned puppy eyes to see if she gets it, I kiss her on the shoulders, then on the neck… and that’s when she starts giving me a hard time, asking why I said such-and-such a few months ago, why I didn’t say something that was trivial to me but important to her… about my mom, my siblings, the weather, anything…

I get that this isn’t the best time to have sex… I roll over with my ego in tatters and try to sleep…

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It’s been like this for several years now. It’s true that maybe I’m not the most affectionate anymore… but it’s all because of her constant rejections… sometimes I think she doesn’t care about me anymore… maybe she’d be happier with someone else… I fall asleep with a lump in my throat.

- Dude… what if you two tried something new?

- Haha, are you saying I should dress up as Batman??

- Haha, yeah!! Haha, no... I was thinking of something else... but I just don’t know if it’s for you guys…

- Okay... come on, fire away…

- Well, I’m telling you this because we’re friends and I care about you guys. Cristi and I started going to swinger parties a few months ago…

- No way, man, I have zero rhythm... Noelia and I took dance classes and I was a total disaster...

- Hahahahaha, you’re such a loser, man! Sorry to say it... Are you telling me you don’t even know what a swinger party is??

- Isn’t it about dancing? Swing dancing?

- Oh my God, Héctor… I really don’t know how Noe puts up with you…

- Okay, smarty-pants, enlighten me! What the hell is that??

- A partner-swapping party…

- Ahh, no! No, no… are you crazy!?

- Well, yeah... We crazy people have fun… I knew you weren’t like that… that you wouldn’t dare do anything.

- …Yeah… And you’re going with Cristi? How did she agree to that?? I’d expect it from you because you’re a degenerate, but from Cristi??

- Oops… you’re getting worked up!!

- No, no... It’s just that it’s kind of unnatural...

- Well, do you want me to tell you about it?? Or should we ask for the check?

- Yeah... Okay... Sorry... Tell me

- Well, one day when we were having sex, I told her I'd love to see her getting it on with other guys while I watched…

- Really?... And what did she say?

- Dude, she was so turned on that she loved the idea. I told her it would be exciting to watch two guys take her at the same time... Of course, when I told her that, I grabbed a dildo and shoved it up her ass... She screamed and told me she’d love it...

- Man... That’s a lot to take in... I think I get it…

- Well, the thing is, I took that opportunity to take her to a swinger party…

- But did she know?

- What do you think... obviously not! But when we got there and she looked at me with that angry face... I told her that she had told me this... and that I was fulfilling her fantasy…

- You’re messing with me... You took her without telling her anything?

- Of course, man! It was my chance to be with more girls, and she had just as much fun... She liked it so much that we go once a week... We leave the kids with my mother-in-law and go fuck strangers... Well, now they’re not strangers anymore... And that, man, has really turned us on. I swear, she’s horny all day long... Sometimes she locks me in the bathroom so I can fuck her in the ass!!

- Wow... that’s a lot of info...

- Hahaha, yeah… but I’m telling you, this whole thing really changed Cristi… she’s acting all weird… and I’m hooking up with her every day, plus I’m hitting on the girls at parties on the weekends—what’s better than that?!

- I don’t know, man… I don’t think Noelia’d be into it, and besides, I don’t know if I could handle seeing her with other guys…

- Chill out, man… think about it: if you don’t do something, Noelia’s gonna be with other guys and you won’t even know… if she isn’t already…

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- Yeah… are you gonna tell me?

- Tell you what?

- Have you been to those parties yet?

- I’ve told you like fifty times that I haven’t!!

- Look, Héctor, if you’re messing with me, I’ll find out... And if that’s the case... You’re out on your ear...

- Oh, Noe! You’re so stubborn! I haven’t gone, I just thought it was an... interesting idea...

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- Girl... I have to tell you something...

- What happened? Are you pregnant?

- Haha, no, you idiot!! Don’t even think about it! Two is enough! No... it’s just that...

- It’s just what?! Come on, you idiot, don’t leave me hanging!

- Oh my gosh! Héctor asked me to go to a swingers' party!...

- Nooooo!!! Héctor?? Are you sure, girl?

- I'm telling you! Why don't you believe me?!

- It's just... Héctor??! I don't know... He dresses like such a nerd! He even wears sweaters and socks with diamonds on them!! Hahaha

- Stop being ridiculous! I’m telling you something that’s really upsetting me... and you’re just laughing it off…

- Okay, okay… sorry, sweetie!

- Well... So?

- So... what? ... Come on!

- Here we go... Another one who’s gone crazy…

- Oh, you’re making a big deal out of it... just go, and if you don’t like it, you won’t hit it off with anyone and you’ll leave... what’s the worst that could happen? They’re not going to rape you if you don’t want them to... Unless...

- Unless what?

- That’s what you want, you slut!! Hahahahaha

- Hahahaha, no!! Well... It depends on the guy!! Hahahaha

- Let’s see, girl, you and I both know things with Héctor are already ancient history... How do you know if doing this will turn you on?.. Or maybe you’ll meet a stud!! One who makes your head spin!! Hahaha

- You think so??

- Yeah... If you don’t do anything, you’ll end up breaking up or, worse yet, living with Héctor as friends... I don’t know, but I wouldn’t want that for you.

- No... me neither…

- Look... remember how we used to hook up with the Cataldo brothers back in high school??

- Yeah... but those were different times... now I'm married...